Simon, the son of Joe and Angela, will be present long enough to entertain guests to the best of his ability until his bedtime...
This is Joe's older brother, who lives in Vancouver British Columbia. While Matt is not busy haggling over various legal intricacies, he enjoys a nice walk on the beach, colby cheese, and the music of Shania Twain, who is coincidentally also a Canuck.
Zach lives in Honesdale, Pennsylvania and has been a friend of Joe from birth. Zach once challenged a grizzly bear to a game of chess, he only shaves at night during a full moon, and he can always be found with a thermos of hot chocolate in hand.
He's the goofball on the right.
Joe's roommate for three years in college. Ryan lives in the greater Washington D.C. Metropolitan area. Ryan adheres to a strict policy of only eating meat every Wednesday. He is a Cancer who once rode a unicycle by pedaling with his hands.
Dario is a friend and coworker of Joe and Angela at the Great Dane Pub and Brewing Co. Dario enjoys his 617 different pairs of sneakers except he always wears sandals in the winter. He hails from the northernmost mountains of West Palm Beach Florida where he worked as a sleep therapist for countless years.
Kelly grew up with Angela in Cambria and is a good friend of Joe as well. Kelly used to tend bar with Angela, not only did she teach Angela to put the sole of a smelly hiking boot in a bloody mary, hey did the bucks win????, she also has tried out for every season of American Idol by singing the Star Spangled Banner backwards. Kelly is a Capricorn who likes to joke about her own ADD, hey, wanna ride a bike?
Maggie is a good friend of Angela and Joe's from La Crosse. When Maggie was 8 months old she said her first word, which was horses. Since then Maggie has never turned back, living with wild stallions in the hills of Maccu Piccu in Peru. When not enamored with these steeds, Maggie enjoys hot water with lemon and two ice cubes along with a bottle of chocolate syrup (drizzled all over her body).
Noelle is a friend and coworker of Angela and Joe's from the Great Dane Brewing Co. Noelle has mastered the ability to read four books simultaneously, two of them are upside down, of course. When not tearing through literary classics, Noelle occupies her time building lifesize wax sculptures of her yellow lab as well as an exact replica to size of Miller Park (GO BREWWERS!).
Meghan hails from the Metropolis of Wausau but is a friend and coworker of both Angela and Joe's at the Great Dane Brewing Co. Meghan wanted to express her interest in adhesive crown molding, the color fusia, and a brisk wind as she hot air balloon surfs across Lake Mendota.