Alright, look. You've obviously noticed we're not jumping through the hoops on this wedding thing. However, we are warmly aware of how much our loved ones enjoy giving as much as we do. If you feel like putting anything in our sandbucket so we can run off and play, consider first what we see as the most precious gifts we can think of.

1. Your presence.
2. Your presence without a carbon footprint.
3. Your presence without a carbon footprint for a whole week!
4. A generous charitable donation to a worthy cause. Adopt a highway, restock a library, build a garden, donate hair.

There are things which are also honestly needed, wanted or otherwise coveted. If you agree that we just couldn't do without them, too, our arms are wide open. Mainly to hug you, but we wouldn't want to drop anything.

Really, after your (preferably Terrapassed) presence, everything else is icing on the cake. And please, don't buy us a bread-maker. Or flowery china. You know us, folks. Form follows function.