
On a dark and stormy night,
whilst out scavengering for spare brains,
one zombie boy
stumbled upon
one zombie girl
and then they both
fell deeply into zombie love.
No, wait, wait - that's not how it went. Let's try again.
Once upon a time in Danville, VA,
a punk rock boy
met a punk rock girl...
and then not much else happened.
That is, until a fateful Christmas party years later when they started making
googly eyes at each other.
Five years (and many different hairstyles) later,
they are still very much in love.
Just to prove it, she got down on one knee in the middle of his mother's basement
and proposed to him on Christmas '08 (which just so happened to be the fifth
anniversary of their being a couple).
He wisely said yes, of course.
Please join us for the next chapter of this enthralling story as we are joined in
marriage in Richmond, VA this October 17th.