Here are some games to enjoy while you pass the time between now and our wedding day.
Hint #1: It is a number between 1 and 12.
Hint #2: Lower numbers are for people we like better and/or share more DNA with.
Hint #3: If you think you're someone who won't really know anyone else at the wedding, and we won't know where to put you, it's probably #12.
Unscramble the following words related to Jeremy and Nina's wedding:
4. KHERSO-ETSYL GCTAENRI
5. MMRLIAOE AYD KEEDNEW
10. KOBRNE SLAGS
Each of the following facts holds true for either Nina or Jeremy. Can you guess which one?
...is currently in medical school!
...wrote a book!
...is clinically female!
...is an only child!
...was USG President at Princeton!
...is currently living in California!
...likes to take pictures!
...has a credit card number ending in 3!
...once flooded his mom's kitchen with soap suds!
...enjoys wedding planning!
1. Fill in the following blanks:
PIECE OF CLOTHING:
FOOD OR DRINK:
HUMILIATING THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO SOMEONE, PAST TENSE:
JEREMY OR NINA (PICK ONE):
ANOTHER ANIMAL, PLURAL:
SOMETHING YOU THROW AWAY, PLURAL:
BODY PART, PLURAL:
MUNDANE ACTIVITY, PAST TENSE:
RELATIONSHIP (e.g., mother, friend, wife):
2. Use your words from Part 1 to fill the blanks in the story below.
JEREMY AND NINA'S WEDDING: WHAT A [ADJECTIVE 1] TIME I HAD!
On May 24, 2009, I went to Jeremy and Nina's wedding in the [ADJECTIVE 2] town of Bedford Corners, New York. I should probably have worn something fancy, but instead I wore a [PIECE OF CLOTHING] from [CHAIN STORE] with a big [FOOD OR DRINK] stain on it. I also forgot to clean some schmutz off of my [BODY PART], so everyone was staring at me. It was even more embarrassing than the time I [HUMILIATING THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO SOMEONE].
The ceremony was lovely, at least until my cell phone went off, playing [SONG]. I knew I shouldn't have bought that ring tone! Again, everyone stared at me. Even the guy with the [DISABILITY]. And the crazy woman who thinks she can [MAGIC POWER]. I think those two are related to [JEREMY OR NINA].
During the cocktail hour, I had a lovely piece of [ANIMAL], served with [CONDIMENT] made from the blood of [ANOTHER ANIMAL, PLURAL]. I could have eaten [NUMBER] of them. And in fact, I wish I had. Because they very quickly ran out of the [ENDANGERED SPECIES]. You'd think they were going extinct or something!
The reception hall was really beautiful, decorated with all sorts of [SOMETHING YOU THROW AWAY, PLURAL] and severed [BODY PART, PLURAL]. I took a picture. It's up on my blog. You should check it out. It's right below the post about when I [MUNDANE ACTIVITY, PAST TENSE]. You know, you really should check out my blog. It's awesome. I once got an e-mail from [FAMOUS PERSON] about it. Big fan. Yeah, I know, it's crazy.
Anyway, back to the story. So the reception started, and the band played [SONG], and I danced with someone's [RELATIONSHIP], and I got their e-mail address, and I think it may really be the start of something. Yeah, I know, it's such a cliche, meeting someone at a wedding. But, hey, you never know. That's how my mom met [FAMOUS PERSON], and look what happened there.
I finally got home, wiped out after a long day, and a wonderful wedding!