INTERVIEWER: So how did you two meet?

CAMILLA: (laughing) I was shopping in my favorite store - Ross, in Serramonte Mall, and I was desperately looking for something, you know, CUTE. I saw this really capable looking clerk with a badge, and I told him what I needed, and he started laughing at me.

KIRK: She kept calling it "leengary" and I told her, "look honey, it's French, je parle francais, and it's pronouced 'lingerie'" and it’s been magic ever since!

CAMILLA: Yeah, magical. Mystical too. Like how our hobbies and crafts intertwine. Kirk is actually a master of origami, and I am an accomplished mobile builder - specializing in the raw medium of empty Bud Lite bottles. We bring these skills together in totally unexpected ways, like the bottle chandelier with the little paper birds on top, that was neat.

KIRK: Well, until it caught fire and almost burned the house down. What a rush!

INTERVIEWER: What advice would you give other couples who are considering marriage?

CAMILLA: Well, that’s tricky see, because we’re naturally in sync, what with both of us being Virgos. So…try to make love in December? So there can be more Virgos?

KIRK: Being a customer service representative has allowed me to understand the importance of politeness, voice tone, and what we in the industry call: soft skills. To all the guys out there thinking about marriage I would suggest a brief stint on the floor as a customer service representative—I mean it couldn’t hurt.