Lindsay's brother Ted is noble, honest, wise and focused. He will be using his keen intelligence, analytical skills and crafty wit for the following wedding responsibilities: walking his & Lindsay's Mom down the aisle, videotaping the ceremony and reception (if you see him with a camera, give him a wave), and making sure that everyone who has a posed photo session gets to the photographer on time. If you see him, give him a pat on the back.

It's hard to quantify a 26-year friendship. Lina and Lindsay survived puberty, Friends education and kayaking together. She holds a doctorate in Political Science and runs marathons. She sure plays a mean pinball.

Angie and Lindsay have had enough 4-pack-of-cigarette-pots-and-pots-of-coffee conversations to stun a buffalo. She makes a Vespa look good and a trapeze look better.

Vince and Terrence have been friends since before anyone knew the truth about Freddie Mercury, and that's a long time. Terrence can play, build or repair ANYTHING. Almost anything. As a result, NASA has installed a chip in his brain to study him. Please don't tell him, it'll ruin the experiment.

Joyce Tompkins is the Religious Advisor to the Campus Protestant Community at Swarthmore College. Her recent article, Whoever is not against us is for us is just a drop of her well of warmth, humor and commitment to diversity, tolerance and making the world a better place. She is infinitely huggable.

Christie knows how it feels to be Real.

If you recall Lindsay and Carolyn's Fringe 2003 hit, Mixed Drinks, you remember Inspector Truesdale-Whitlock, who stole the show and accused Edgar of murder. Mark doesn't remember it well, but we won't make him do the same monologue again.

Joe and Lindsay met via Jill and have made shows in Philly good. He's a musical director for various theater companies, teaches and prog-rocks with the band XFusion.