He was a very quiet guy. He liked computers and cars and pizza. He did NOT like tomatoes, traffic, or watching TV shows until Tivo had enough lead time to skip ALL the commercials.
A few years ago, he met a girl named Maggie. She was kind of a loud girl and liked going to the movies, telling jokes, and cake. She did NOT like spiders, broccoli or getting up early.
At first, they believed they were very different because Maggie thought tomatoes were the best thing ever and Cliff always woke up so early, she told him he should consider becoming a farmer.
But as time went by, they realized that their differences fit together kind of perfectly. Cliff did his quiet things in the mornings and Maggie liked all those extra tomato slices at restaurants. Plus Cliff was good at killing spiders. And they both liked to read and laugh and go on trips together. So on the Fourth of July, right before the fireworks started, they decided to get married and live happily ever after.
And that's where things stand so far.