Here's the story of a man named Rick
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
All of them had hearts of gold, like their father
The youngest one just quarrels

Here's the story, of a lovely lady
Who was busy with two kids of her own
They were a family living all together
Yet they were all alone

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew it was much more than a hunch
That this group would somehow form a family
That's the way we all became the Suchomel Bunch
The Suchomel Bunch

Then one day a special nephew needed a loving home
And they knew he was already part of the family
And would no longer have to be alone

That's the way we all became the Suchomel Bunch
The Suchomel Bunch