How wonderful that plans to celebrate a happy occasion have brought you to Eat Cake! Feast your eyes on photos and let your mouth hang wide open while you read about the flavors that are yours for the asking. Please excuse it if an inevitable strand of drool falls gently onto the front of your shirt as you remain transfixed on all that is right with the world and wrong with your current diet plan.
I am Hilary Larson and I'd like to personally welcome you to Eat Cake! I own and operate this little slice of heaven here in Newburyport, Massachusetts just north of Boston. Each of our wonderfully decadent cakes is designed and built in my commercial home kitchen using only the finest and freshest ingredients made. This is my pledge to you. Interestingly, this pledge delivers us to our goal which is to inspire you to "ooo" and "ahh" upon seeing your cake followed by a shy, if uncommonly loud "Is there any cake left?!?", once you've had your first slice.
You can't just take our word for it though. Look at our unsolicited testimonials and, better yet, taste one of our creations. Take a bite of one of our cakes - that's all, just a bite. Let the flavors linger on your tongue, taking your senses to places they've never been before or perhaps to memories they haven't visited in quite some time. Memories of warm kitchens, bubbling pots on top of the stove, tattered aprons and fantastic innocence. Mmm, it's a nice place to be. Let your imagination lift you from cloud to cloud until you settle in a spot that brings you true happiness. Finish that bite of wonderful thoughts, open your eyes, lick the sumptuous buttercream off the tines of the fork then take another gigantic scoop from the generous helping you dished out for yourself and begin again.
It's great to be alive. Eat Cake!