I have the BEST job. I mean it. Though you'll hardly notice me when it counts, I will have a front row seat for the happiest day of your life.
I will squeal in excitement with you as you slip into your dress. I will cry when you walk down the aisle to your best friend. I'll cheer when you have your first kiss as husband and wife, and dance with you when the celebration begins.
And when all is said and done, I will create for you a collection of colorful, real, emotion-filled photographs that will preserve the perfection of your day forever.
Let me come celebrate with you - you'll like the way I see things.